Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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