I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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