Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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