It's Friday. Sex?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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