I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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