I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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