i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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