So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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