last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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