Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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