FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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