just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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