oh god the rape fog is back!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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