i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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