Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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