Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize