Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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