And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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