In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Every concussion has its silver lining
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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