Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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