But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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