? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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