You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
well you can't waste a boner
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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