Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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