oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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