I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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