I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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