Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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