he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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