So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just found a bag of teeth...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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