you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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