how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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