Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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