Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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