I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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