dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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