We're facebook friends in real life
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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