I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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