what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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