why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
birth control should be required to get into college
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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