doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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