Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
