She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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