I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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