For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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