We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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