He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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