Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
found the other keg... it's in the tree
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
