How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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