Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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