We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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