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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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