I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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