I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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